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lelouch lamperouge

can't get to my phone right now, drop a message and I'll call you back when I can!

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9/4 kicks things off with a misfire

[hollywooding]

Your total for this week's 245.90.
pay me in cash or you get nothing.

[chessking]

no discount for your favourite vice president??

... what do I owe you for anyway?

9/6

[alitaba]

YE-HAW

look it took me way too long to find an appropriate gif

[chessking]

⟩:(

9/4 misfire

[elevelvetor]

as a result, we can't turn it down, but it's proving to be rather troublesome...
i'm not even sure where to begin. perhaps you might have an idea?

[chessking]

I'm sorry you seem to be having a hard time saying no to someone :(

or something.

I don't have enough context to work with, unfortunately.

9/4

[mercurio]

do you ever think about
boobs

[chessking]

who the fuck are you and why are you messaging me about boobs








also the answer is no, not really

[ why are you like this ]

misfire text; sometime this month when it's convenient!

[complementing]

please bring me at least two boxes

[chessking]

two boxes of????

minako i think your message got cut off

9/7 misfire OBVIOUSLY hi sarah please love me

[covenantal]

Maybe we should be encouraging him to lose weight…

[chessking]

you gotta be tactful about this, though, maybe frame it as a health related issue?



... who are you again?

9/6

[optimistical]

Please don't set off any smoke bombs this school year.

[chessking]

okay

how about during semester break, then

9/15 misfire

[alienated]

I don't want to know where you're sticking it.

[chessking]

what gave you that idea of it happening

(ps: you might want to check your recipient)

9/15 misfire

[invocate]

I am going to eat so many tonight. And you cannot stop me.

[chessking]

....... please don't eat that many of whatever it is you're eating that i'm going to have to bring you to the doctor's before the night is up???? |:

9/16 misfire

[ladytakamaki]

I'm seriously trying not to fall asleep in class! I promise!

[chessking]

there is nothing wrong with falling asleep in class if you really need the nap

[ lelouch stop being a terrible influence on people, oh my god ]

whenever that chase of yours is happening

[adoringpast]

lu
lu where tf are you
are you seriously ditching this class again
pretty sure prof lutece will give us a quiz about last time

[ IF ONLY HE KNEW...... ]

sometime around like 9/24,25

[doublesmall]

also if you're not back here with the eggs in 20 minutes i'm never wearing the kimono again

i sent you to the store it's like a block away where the fuck did you go

[chessking]

to a parallel dimension where you don't get yourself stuck to the ceiling and back

[ you mentioned gravity powers and lelouch has probably backtracked retrospec enough to remember this so I'm kinda sorry but not really ]

for real though I've known people who've gotten lost in shorter distances
also I'm wondering how not wearing a kimono constitutes a valid threat

txt 9/23

[hollywooding]

i'm going to assume the answer is yes, but:
can you deal a poker game?

[chessking]

more than that, even, if it comes down to it.

i'm assuming you're not just asking for the fun of it

10/1

[crudest]

so do you want some roses

[chessking]

are you sure they're for me and not for chuuya

11/08;

[complementing]

Lelouch!

are you free on 14th?

[chessking]

that's a tuesday, isn't it?

what time? i think my last class ends at 3

anytime before 11/30

[adoringpast]

[ ringring, lulu. you're not gonna believe who this is. ]

Papa?

wtf that's cute

[chessking]

[ of course he's going to pick up the phone when he sees sena's name although he's. absolutely not prepared for what he hears at the end of the line.

surprised silence! what happens next? ]