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[chessking]

lelouch lamperouge

can't get to my phone right now, drop a message and I'll call you back when I can!

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9/4 kicks things off with a misfire

[hollywooding]

Your total for this week's 245.90.
pay me in cash or you get nothing.

9/6

[alitaba]

YE-HAW

9/4 misfire

[elevelvetor]

as a result, we can't turn it down, but it's proving to be rather troublesome...
i'm not even sure where to begin. perhaps you might have an idea?

9/4

[mercurio]

do you ever think about
boobs

misfire text; sometime this month when it's convenient!

[complementing]

please bring me at least two boxes

9/7 misfire OBVIOUSLY hi sarah please love me

[covenantal]

Maybe we should be encouraging him to lose weight…

9/6

[optimistical]

Please don't set off any smoke bombs this school year.

[chessking]

okay

how about during semester break, then

[optimistical]

No?? No smoke bombs ever

[chessking]

no discount for your favourite vice president??

... what do I owe you for anyway?

[chessking]

I'm sorry you seem to be having a hard time saying no to someone :(

or something.

I don't have enough context to work with, unfortunately.

[chessking]

who the fuck are you and why are you messaging me about boobs








also the answer is no, not really

[ why are you like this ]

[chessking]

two boxes of????

minako i think your message got cut off

[chessking]

technically it wasn't a smoke bomb, it was coloured smoke capsules in a petri dish

I just happened to knock something into it to trigger it?

[chessking]

you gotta be tactful about this, though, maybe frame it as a health related issue?



... who are you again?

[optimistical]

That seems way too coincidental for you.

[mercurio]

wait what why are you suddenly acting so surprised?

[mercurio]

i thought this conversation was gonna end up in a whole different place tbh

[chessking]

ok first of all you might want to check if this was meant for me because I don't really give out my number to a lot of people

I also don't really expect people to text me about boobs????

[chessking]

it's only a coincidence if things happen twice

[complementing]

oh

UGHHHHH

sorry about that, that was supposed to go to someone else!!

I needed two boxes of latex gloves lol

[elevelvetor]

oh
so this is where the rest of that went

[ ........ ]

please don't mind it
i've gotten it sorted out, thankfully.
it was for my detective agency! we've been sent on quite the chase by a friend of ours.
thank you for the condolences, however. they're very appreciated.

[chessking]

the app doing its mess-up of the month? I've heard from a few others.

oh, that's good to know. you run a detective agency?

[chessking]

haha, no problem. did you manage to get it sorted out already or do you still need help with procuring them?

because if you do, one of the bio labs got a new shipment since they had a defective batch the other time

[hollywooding]

[ ........oops. ]

oh. sorry.
that was a misfire. fucking retrospec.
don't worry about it. [ that is even more suspicious ]